Happy Halloween goblins, unicorns and weirdos! We made it to another year of playing dress up. By the way, many of you are getting too comfy with this sh*t during the rest of the year. Come on with the wigs!!! This year I wanted to see wtf the deal is in the world of wigs, so here we have “Rasputia” with the blonde tips!
Every single year for the past 8 years I’ve made up my costume on the day of Halloween just a couple of hours before going out trick or treating. This was the first year that I’d planned out and purchased my costume in advance. Although I did this sh*t in advance, I still dressed up as myself; a witch! I actually plan on wearing this beautiful purple cloak all year round. I especially would like to creep people out as I shop for herbs!
(insert heart eyes)
I guess some of y’all like to creep people the hell out with them wigs all year ’round the same way, huh? DO YOU BOO (see what I did there?), I ain’t nobodyyyyyy (even though I am lol).
I really hope that everyone has a really LIT fake holiday, no matter what some ‘Christians’ say! A lot of ’em be trippin’ anyway! We’re trying HARD than a motherf****r to ward off them ghosts and get candy wasted! Holler if you’re trickin’! Holler if you’re treatin’. Hell just holla…matter of fact SCREAM!!!!! *runs off in terror*
Enjoy a couple of my past LAST MINUTE ASS costumes (stage right), where I was a zoologist (because my son was a tiger) and my all time favorite, “Seasoned Trophy Wife”– most booty I’ve ever had.
Drop your Halloween costume photos in the comments, I’d looooove to see them!
Peace & love,